A Really Great Idea: Maynards for ALL

[Eggman]

My recent experience has convinced me of the vast superiority of the Maynard over all other carbines seen in the N-SSA. From a moral standpoint it is really not fair for anyone to have to compete against these materpieces of firearms engineering. Therefore I have come up with an idea to level the playing field once and for all -- buy Maynards for everyone.
How can you do this you might ask? Well it's simple; simply levy a small fee as part of the annual membership obligation - say $50 per year. In the meantime a contract would be let with Larry Romano to produce 3,500 Maynards. I'm sure Larry would provide a great price on each rifle for an order this large. As the guns are finished they would be issued to the members according to membership number. Since many of the newer members likely do not have Maynards, and many of the older members are too feeble to raise any firearm, I would suggest beginning at the exact midpoint of the membership list, i.e., at membership number 7786.
I believe that this is a really doable plan and hope the Board takes up this matter as soon as it can.

[S.Sullivan]

PJ, is that you hiding behing this monikker?
S.Sullivan

[Scott w/1st Fla]

Egg, You are insane :shock: The Sharps is a much better carbine :roll:

[red leg]

I like your idea,-- BUT I WOULD BE SATISFIED WITH JUST AN ORIGINAL MAYNARD HAMMER --HELP --REDLEG

[GOD]

Egg, You are insane :shock: The Sharps is a much better carbine :roll:

GOD: THAT DOES IT!!!

GOD: Peter,,,,,,,PETER!! WAKE UP!

Peter: YES GOD!?!?

GOD: Fetch Thy GREAT BOOK.

PETER: Got it right here GOD. Where shall I turn to in Thy GREAT BOOK.

GOD: The S's,,,,,,,,,drop down to H-A-R-R-I-S. Scott.

Peter: OK,,,,,found it. Looks pretty clean so far.

GOD: I know that. Place an extra large black mark in the last column.

Peter: Ahhh,,,,,,,,,,the last column GOD?!?!

GOD: YES Peter,,,the last column.

Peter: But that's the Blasphemy column for an irreverent or impious act, attitude, or utterance in regard to something considered inviolable or sacrosanct GOD.

GOD: Ya don't say. OF COURSE IT IS!! NOW PLACE THY MARK!!

Peter: Done GOD. Ya know,,,that makes two Scott's an ah Jim on that list now. Just what did they do GOD?

GOD: ALL had unkind words for Thy MAYNARD carbine!

Peter: {gulp} That makes two yanks & one Reb now. Whoda thought ah Reb GOD?!?!

GOD: Peter,,,,,,,one more thing.......look back and see who did that to Thy MAYNARD on that Gunbroker auction as well and place another mark!

GOD: Eggs,,,,,keep up they good work!But thinking maybe the yankees should pay a tad more. For all that "reconstruction" scam ya know.
Steve,,,,,,I AM that I have a handle on this. Pj is sitting this one out.

[RaiderANV]

DANG I MISSED IT!

Scotty got in trouble! Scotty got in trouble!!

Shor' hates ta be Scotty right now. :shock:

[GOD]

PJ!

[HackerInTheFrontRow]

PJ got in trouble. PJ got in trouble :lol:

[DAVE FRANCE]

Dear Eggman,

I believe the Maynard is an outstanding design. But, for everyone in the N-SSA to want one, it would have to have some of the characteristrics of the Sharps Carbine. Primarily the stock. The Maynard really needs a forearm, a heavier barrel, and a better rear sight.

David

[AMB]

I believe we should put in for a Federal Grant and call it the N-SSA Stimulus Plan! Why pay for it ourselves? In the meantime, I'll stick with my vastly superior Merrill.