Southron Sr.
07-06-2011, 03:06 AM
Recently, another victim of MDS (Maynard Dysfunctional Syndrome) lost his life in another tragic Buffalo hunting incident. Mr. Terrance Swampfrogger of Validosta, GA who suffered from a severe case of MDS,traveled from his home in Georgia to participate in a Buffalo hunt near Gopher Hole, Wyoming.
As with most victims of MDS, Mr. Swampfrogger was under the delusion that his puny Maynard was a super powerful and super accurate arm. Unfortunately, when he shot a Bull Buffalo in the b*tt with his Maynard, the Buffalo; feeling insulted and with a sore rear end, charged Mr Swampfrogger and stomped him into the ground.
Normally, in such cases, the buffalo is destroyed by animal control officers. But in this case, a radical California "Animal Rights" group: The Friends of Furry and Fluffy Animals hired the well known and colorful Montana defense attorney, Minor C. Spencer to defend the buffalo before the Coroners Jury.
Ironically, Minor C. Spenser was the Great, Great Grandson of the Civil War era arms inventor Chapstick M. Spencer who invented and patented the greatest improvement in Maynard Carbines of the era. That being something called a "Fore Stock." However, the war was over before Maynards with that improvement could be produced.
After deliberating for 3 days, the jury came back with the verdict that the Bull Buffalo was "Not Guilty" and the Buffalo's actions after being shot with a Maynard by Mr. Swampfrogger were fully justified. As the Foreman of the Jury explained to the stunned reporters in the courtroom after the verdict was announced: "Everyone knows that ONLY Sharps are decent Buffalo Rifles."
As with most victims of MDS, Mr. Swampfrogger was under the delusion that his puny Maynard was a super powerful and super accurate arm. Unfortunately, when he shot a Bull Buffalo in the b*tt with his Maynard, the Buffalo; feeling insulted and with a sore rear end, charged Mr Swampfrogger and stomped him into the ground.
Normally, in such cases, the buffalo is destroyed by animal control officers. But in this case, a radical California "Animal Rights" group: The Friends of Furry and Fluffy Animals hired the well known and colorful Montana defense attorney, Minor C. Spencer to defend the buffalo before the Coroners Jury.
Ironically, Minor C. Spenser was the Great, Great Grandson of the Civil War era arms inventor Chapstick M. Spencer who invented and patented the greatest improvement in Maynard Carbines of the era. That being something called a "Fore Stock." However, the war was over before Maynards with that improvement could be produced.
After deliberating for 3 days, the jury came back with the verdict that the Bull Buffalo was "Not Guilty" and the Buffalo's actions after being shot with a Maynard by Mr. Swampfrogger were fully justified. As the Foreman of the Jury explained to the stunned reporters in the courtroom after the verdict was announced: "Everyone knows that ONLY Sharps are decent Buffalo Rifles."